'I know English is your favorite subject,
but you’ve become mine,
and my predicate too.
I know you. Hate fragments.
But yours could. Make Bukowski’s poems.
Boring.
You hate Sundays, and your favorite
color’s red, and I know I have a tendency
to run – away – and on
and on
for no good reason
but for you, I’d
stop. Period.'
Legalize free college now
dongstomper:
this is the most “fuck you its january” january
meepface:
i stress about stress before there’s even stress to stress about
cardcaptorr:
me: *suddenly turns really cold*
person: whats wrong :/ what happened
me: nothin. just thinkin bout that time u hurt me 2 months ago on thursday at 2:36 pm. bye
freexcitizen:
1996hondaaccord:
victor-victorian:
enervat:
victor-victorian:
1996hondaaccord:
How to start a fight in any pub in Britain:
Say “chip cob”
what the fuck is a chip cob?
*chip butty
if you put chips in a cob it becomes a butty, everyone knows that
Ok what the fuck is a chip butty?
The wrong name for a chip cob
I am so glad George Washington told y'all to fuck of so I don’t gotta participate in whatever this BS is
jaclcfrost:
do u ever have a thought that’s so fuckin inappropriate that u feel like dumping a bucket of water on urself like. calm down, self. tone it down. think about jesus
nippled:
*throws flower petals at you* be my friend
suspend:
eats when im sad, sad when i eat
